Crack In A Can Edit Meaning

1. A fartthat can't escape due to a turd blocking the exit, thus creating an airlock and sometimes severe stomach pain. Man! My stoma..

1. After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushro..

1. The most incredible friend anyone could ever have. She is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can't see it. She i..