What is Crack Pants?
1.
noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.
Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.
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2.
Any pair of pants that causes crack exposure when bending, squatting, or sitting. This can be a male or female phenomena. It often occurs with low-rider jeans.
Did you see her when she sat down? There was like a mile of crack!!! She shouldn't wear her crack pants without a belt.
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