What is Cracker Eater?
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A girl so hot you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Unless she wanted to fuck on the floor. Not to be confused with a serial killer that eats white people i.e.- Jeffery Domer or Ed Gein.
That chick is so hot, she's a cracker eater.....
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When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.
I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!
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