What is Crack-friend?
1.
A poor, blank-English software translation of vagina and one of the funniest hyphenated words since sack-tits. Commonly encountered in emails from regions of the world with sophisticated penis-enlarging technology such as Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea. Upon encountering an offer containing this word, one should remember the ancient adage : "If it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely is true guy!"
"Women make joke at size of your male-aggregate; make there crack-friend your dominion! 49.95?$"
