Cracklin' Eye Patch

What is Cracklin' Eye Patch?

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When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

See eyes, eyelashes, braille, semen, Frank West

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