What is Cracklin' Eye Patch?
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When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
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1. (noun, botanical) A growth process whereby a plant sheath or stem segment grows back on itself, essentially turning itself inside out..
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the most magical substance of all!
extremely rare..
drink it and your part magical.. and you can do anyhting..magiacll..
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