Cracklin' Eye Patch

What is Cracklin' Eye Patch?

1.

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

See eyes, eyelashes, braille, semen, Frank West
45

Random Words:

Gi Joe Slap
1. When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap..
Read more
Ro0t
1. To make SWEET love to. Make babies on the beach; to smite. TOTALLY ro0ted your sister, yesterday, dude!..
Read more
Pakui
1. comes from ally and julie's wonderful imagination meaning HURRAY or AWESOME. Pakui! We won the game!..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free