Cracklin' Eye Patch

What is Cracklin' Eye Patch?

1.

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

See eyes, eyelashes, braille, semen, Frank West
45

Random Words:

Acelet
1. a bracelet you wear around your ankle Maria was doubting her best friend in saying there is no such thing as an acelet See maria, gay,..
Read more
Vollmerized
1. When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast..
Read more
1 York
1. The best place in the world to party. Known for excessive drinking of Lakeport Lager, heart-to hearts and a damn nice front hall. Govern..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free