What is Cracklin' Eye Patch?
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When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
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A male with a fetish for fresh young virgins, or a female with a real hunger for a male's love length or meat flume.
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German slang word for penis, which could be literally translated by "magic wand"
"Der hatte ja seinen Zauberstab gar nic..
