What is Crackmonkey?
1.
a monkey who likes to get high
you fucking crackmonkey!
2.
Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.
"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"
3.
any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.
Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?
4.
a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.
crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!
