What is Crap Cakes?
1.
alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive
Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!
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2.
Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.
Bully: I'll Kill you.
Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!
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