Crapintines Day

What is Crapintines Day?

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.

Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone

In The Bacon

1. to be closely spaced together, or tightly packed as bacon is in a frying pan. "All 10 of us drove Route 66 together in a Civic...w..

Moving Whore

1. Someone who comes online makes a bunch of friends to help them move then dumps them right after the move claiming they live too far away..

American Bobsled

1. while fucking a girl at the top of the stairs on her hands and knees. right before your ready to blow your load you knock her hands out ..

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