What is Crapnel?
1.
n. pl., the product of an explosive expulsion of fecal matter from the anus, often accompanied by intestinal discomfort
Scrubbing the crapnel from the sides of the toilet bowl and adjacent wall, Jane reconsidered her preference for undercooked beef.
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2.
n. crap remnants letf in the bowl and under seat after a spray shit.v. lose stool
n. the gas station toilet was cover in crapnel!v.those fish tacos gave crapnel alnight!
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3.
The particles that fly from ones ass during a particularly hard fart.
"I went to let one go and got an underwear full of hot crapnel."
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4.
Little bits of shit.
Steve was holding it in for so long it came out as crapnel.
Aww nasty man, he crapnelled all over his pants!
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