What is Crapola?
1.
An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.
"Crapola, my car stereo is gone!"
2.
The name that is used to difine the eventuality of every Toyota Corolla ever made. The transformation from "Corolla" to "Crapola" can take up to 10 years, or sooner if the vehicle is involved in a horrific accident.
Mike payed $550 for a Toyota Crapola.
3.
Best thing to say when your crayola crayons break.
*crayon breaks*
Me: What company made this, crapola?
4.
It's another name for a cranberry and apple granola bar
Taylar: "Hey Tasha, hand me another one of those crapola bars."
Tasha: -throws bar- "Here."
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5.
A word used by 40 year olds to express their dislike or distrust in something without sounding too rude.
person: (watching presidential election) that guy is full of crapola!
6.
The color that derives from melting every Crayola crayon ever made togther.
I melted my entire 96 pack of Crayola crayons in a metal pot and it formed the ugly color known as crapola.
7.
Possibly derived from the phrase "doesn't know shit from shinola" wherein shit = crap and shinola morphed into crapola; crapola means crap.
Crapola, my Wasserman test came back positive.
