What is Crappetite?
1.
The feeling for one's need to a bowel movement.
Damnit, if I don't find a bathroom now I'm going to lose my crappetite!
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2.
1. A desire to drop a fecalith deposit in a nearby toilet.
2. An insatiable craving to let fecal matter exit the body.
3. Wanting to take a dump.
I walked into the Porta-Potty and saw that the crap had crested the hole in which it sat, whence seeing it I lost my crappetite and proceeded to leave.
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3.
1. A desire to drop a fecalith deposit in a nearby toilet.
2. An insatiable craving to let fecal matter exit the body.
3. Wanting to take a dump.
I walked into the Porta-Potty and saw that the crap had crested the hole in which it sat, whence seeing it I lost my crappetite and proceeded to leave.
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4.
The measure of one's ability and desire, given the circumstances, to move a bowel.
After seeing the feces smeared across the toilet on the overnight train to Moscow, I lost my crappetite completely.
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5.
The deep hunger for food that will eventually kill you. Pizza, deep fried foods, jalepeno poppers, and more.
"Let's run down to Taco Bell and feed this crappetite."
