Zifeng

What is Zifeng?


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A Chinese-European genius living in Budapest:

always ruins physics curves by acing the test,

goes by the title "president",

semi-hazardous chef (only to be cooking under supervision),

generous when severly intoxicated,

been known to engage in sporting activities with elderly persons,

eats everything.

EVERYTHING.

commonly heard from groups of girls: "oooh, ziiiifeng !"

A: "Fuck, I failed my test."

B: "What happened ?"

A: "ZIFENG"

B: nods understandingly

See genius, boat party, chocolate cake, snails


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