Craptardation

What is Craptardation?


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a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.

generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.

- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!

- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!

- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...

- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.

See bear, ice-cream, shakira, crap, reality


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