Craptum Craptorium Edit Meaning

1. A unit of measurement, approximately 7 inches or the length of pubic hair on a nun's cunt. "Hey dude, we are short about a nu..

1. An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30. Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling? Guy: I..

1. A penis that is of average to shorter length but has a HUGH head thus resembling a mushroom. "It wasn't long but that nuclear..