Craputer

What is Craputer?

N. A crappy computer

My craputer keeps crashing!

See crappy, computer, pc, broken, crash, blue screen of death

A desktop or a laptop that has the misfortune to have ads, spyware, nag screens and the like preinstalled by some OEMs

"Wait a second! Popup ads for their partner ISP? I can't use my own ISP? I have to register before I use it? Oh man! It's a craputer!"

See computer, desktop, laptop, crappy, broken

Fartbong

1. A beer bong made out of the top half of a Sparkletts and excessively wide plastic tubing which is primarily used to dramatically improve..

2 Minutes Off

1. Basically 2 minutes off sex. girl - hahahaha babe u look funny guy- dats it, 2 minutes off. See sex, time, funny..

Ass Tosser

1. one who participates in homosexual anal sex Boy George is such an ass tosser, man. And his music sucks. See salad tosser, anal sex, h..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Craputer Edit Meaning