Crashmaster

What is Crashmaster?


1.

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"

You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."

Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."

"Harsh"

See crash, hurt, hurtbag, knub

2.

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"

You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."

Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."

"Harsh"

See crash, hurt, hurtbag, knub


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