Zumph Edit Meaning

1. Rolling on the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat. When I read her story I was, like, ROTFLASC! See laugh, cat, lol, rotflmao..

1. rhyming slang used in Edinburgh for the act of doing a jobby. Based on the famed story of a dog who returned nightly to Greyfriers Cemet..

1. your wife's mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time. the wife's mother came around yesterday. I k..