What is Craton?
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One who is small with a highpitched voice and extremely nazi-like when grading. Also tends to be a horribly boring teacher.
"That teacher is such a craton giving out two essays to do in the same week; he pretty much sucks decrepit monkey wenises."
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The act of calling out your own name while achieving orgasm, while engaged in intercourse with another person.
After the Vanity Mirror ..
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One who is not morman and sucks the left testicle of a sloth. A
Mr. Jordan the unioglemerman sucked off a sloth this afternoon...
