Cream Cheese Romance

What is Cream Cheese Romance?


1.

when you microwave a bagel and add some cream cheese just before having wild sex with it.

Zak looks awful happy today. He must have had another cream cheese romance last night. That sick bastard!


10

Random Words:

1. to have sex in the 90s style "all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and boom boom! Just shake your rump!" (Wreckx-in-Effect..
1. A birthday or other happy day or happy moment in time. It could also be an affectionate pet name. "Today is a birtdee!" or &q..
1. total twat. of unsound mind and incapable of anything sensible. complete cunt! "fuck me, you're such a Hoppy" !! See ..