Cream Cheese Romance

What is Cream Cheese Romance?


1.

when you microwave a bagel and add some cream cheese just before having wild sex with it.

Zak looks awful happy today. He must have had another cream cheese romance last night. That sick bastard!


10

Random Words:

1. Santas' personal female whore. Female who dresses up to be a santa, often dresses half naked. Gives "favors" to all of th..
1. when someone defecates on a hairy pussy. River says, "I met this great guy at Burning Man. He took me back to my tent and gave me ..
1. Referred to by its formal name, andouillette sausage, in more sophisticated social circles, poosage is the staple food of the juivebear...