Cream Your Pants

What is Cream Your Pants?

When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.

Can also be changed to Cream my pants.

Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?

Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!

Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?

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