Cream Your Pants

What is Cream Your Pants?

When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.

Can also be changed to Cream my pants.

Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?

Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!

Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?

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Retard-on

1. A confused, erect penis that is held at a 45 degree angle. The guy I was hooking up with had a retard-on, so I didn't know if i sh..

W00tiz

1. This is a way to express a happiness, or a excited way to say, hell yeah! w00tiz, I just scored some fucking drugs See Brian..

Ontopulpe

1. a orange that has no pulp and has 3 seeds in each slice "Ontopulpe is the worst fruit i ever had!" said little jenny. See or..

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