Cream Your Pants

What is Cream Your Pants?

When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.

Can also be changed to Cream my pants.

Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?

Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!

Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?

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W&n

1. White and Nerdy; such as used in the Weird Al's Cover of Ridin' Dirty. All of you people reading this entry are soo W&N. ..

The Rumple Stiltskin

1. when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it yo old man ..

Unlent

1. A festive 40 day holiday where you indulge in something you love. The opposite of lent. I have decided to have sex everyday for the 40 ..

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