Creamed My Pants

What is Creamed My Pants?

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!

"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."

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To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.

When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.

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