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when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.
wow look at my brown finger ponch..
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The overly popular characterization and adaptations of zombies into ones life, whom more than likely than not, is a whiny little emo fuc..
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Taking a siesta while running vulnerability scans in an IT environment.
Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!
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