What is Facehooker?
1.
The excessive act of trying to pick up on facebook
Mary the facehooker stalks guys on facebook until she has a date.
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2.
Someone who stays up late at night looking for people to "friend" on Facebook.
It was a busy night for Betty, a Facehooker in her prime, getting another twenty "friends" under her belt.
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3.
a girl or guy who sell themselves or participates in slutty activities on Facebook.
Olivia just asked Milton to have sex with her by posting "COME DO ME!" on his Wall.
Dude, what a facehooker.
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Some one who friends everybody that they could possibly know on Facebook and comments and updates their status way too much.
God, MJ's mom is a real Facehooker, I met her once and she's already friended me and everyone I know.
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5.
a facebook member who uses facebook addictively, literally hooked to it or a member who uses it to solely get laid.
Mike: "Lets get on facebook and find you a date"
Eddie: "no way, I dont want to turn into a facehooker"
Mike: "Its not like you aren't already, your hooked to it almost 24/4"
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6.
One who gets around on the social networking site, Facebook. Typically, younger teenage sisters, flirting on multiple guys facebooks.
(A Facebook Slut)
" 'Cmon, Boosh is on in 2 minutes"
" Just wait! I have to finish facebooking Michael and Chad!"
" You Facehooker"
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7.
A hooker, whos primary function is to sit on your face. Made famous in the 1956 show of boomtown
Rex Trailer: "Hey lookie' here we have a facehooker on the show today"
Child 1: "Ohhh I'd love it if you were to sit on my face, would you mind terribly?"
Facehooker: "no"
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