Creche Tourist Edit Meaning

1. Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet. Dang it! My computer keyboard stop..

1. Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!&quo..

1. Engaging in intercourse through the use of the Short Messaging System (or text messaging). Yo girl, a/s/l? Wanna have some smsex? See ..