What is Creepy Murray?
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When your penis works itself into an uncomfortable position.
Laura was saying something, but the Fedex guy couldn't hear a thing. His attention was diverted by the pressing reminder of a creepy murray. Shorts was the wrong pant to wear in this office.
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The acceptable age range for one's dating prospects. This can be a stated range (i.e. "I tend to date women in their late-twe..
