What is Creepy-touch?
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Any situation, where there is an a sense of extreme awkwardness (mostly from some form of physical contact), resulting in a state of situational euphoria.
Jane was in a club with some friends--John came from behind and creepy touched Jane. . . John and Jane fell in love and made many many babies. . . Thank goodness for creepy-touch!
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The obligatory smartass answer when a fellow soldier in Iraq asks what the temperature is.
Hey, how hot is it today?
answer: A hundred..
