What is Cremona?
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A Small hamlet 60 miles from nowhere in the middle of nowhere and going nowhere. It's claims to fame include being the only highschool within 50 miles and a graduating class of 12. It is legendary to truckers along highway 22 who are familiar with the "high" feeling you get from driving past Cremona. Residents aren't sure of the exact cause but are sure it's either from the gas leak or the sheer quantity of pot smoked. No matter the cause it is the one highlight amid hundreds of miles of Highway.
John have you been smokin. Na man I just drove past cremona.
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