Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Fag Ash

1. Used to describe someone with dislike or distaste. Defined as someone with low worth and/or dangerous. Also used less so to describe ..

Zonkey

1. When a zombie virus infects a monkey it dies and becomes a Zonkey! Then this living-dead zonkey infects the rest of the monkey populatio..

Portablumpkin

1. Getting a blowjob while shitting in a porta potty I was at this tractor pull in Tomah and got my woman to give me a portablumpkin. See..

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