Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Homie Dizzle

1. A good friend whos got your back even if it means thier life. My homie dizzle saved my ass from that gang banger. He died for me i am ..

Poopervising

1. When an animal, usually a cat, sits at your feet and watches you while you poop. It's 6am and I just woke up to take my morning sh..

Ruby Starfruit

1. A glistening young anus. How could the priest resist that ruby starfruit looking him square in the face? 2. A starfruit that is the c..

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