Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

I'd Rather Sandpaper A Bobcat's Ass In A Phone Booth Filled With Kerosene

1. Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone boo..

Defeculate

1. A word used to describe something fucked up beyond repair especially concerned with personal belongings. "Man somebody fuckin defe..

Quintel

1. (noun) A game of beer bottles and tires. Similar to horse-shoes. 1. That game of Quintel was amazing! Did you see how he snickered it ..

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