Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Jobe

1. it's the fucking jobe dude, when you're steeched as fuck and bout to murk some fools, like it's your fuckin job. dude i&..

Plewged

1. Ejaculating from a half erected penis. Guys, I just plewged over my girlfriend, she loves it! See cum, jizz, erect, ejaculate, fwup..

With Six, You Get Egg Rolls

1. The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazze..

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