Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Priming The Pump

1. Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex. I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump. See James 1. Eating the pussy whil..

Happy Clown Glove

1. When you dress like a clown, smile, and put on a glove, then give it to a kid. You gave him a "happy clown glove" I gave my ..

Yoahimm

1. Cool guy. Word commonly used in Western Poland (Poznan). They say I'm ultra-intelligent, smart and handsome. For me I'm just ..

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