Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Dirty Jackhammer

1. the act of sticking a jackhammer up ones ass-hole and or pussy. most common on construction sites DO NOT TRY IF U HAVE HEART PROBLEMS ..

Ditch Doctor

1. An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch. I was in bad shape fro..

Jeeze La Weese

1. an expression of exclamation Jeeze la weeze, why did you go and do that?..

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