Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Acksaw

1. Flaming Homosexual. As straight as a wet noodle. Knob Jockey. that dude was definitely an acksaw See fag, homo, gay, knobjockey, fag..

Apoplectic

1. Someone who gets furious. A: Didn't he tell you he smashed your car? B: What?...I think I'll get apoplectic. See furious, m..

Manjuice

1. semen, jism, cum, spunk Ellen loves to swallow my manjuice. See gordon 2. A drink produce in the Caribbean island of St Lucia from m..

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