Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Inverted Fart

1. The act of breathing through your anus. The actual term defines the process of inhaling, not exhaling the air. Mitch laid on his back w..

Make Baby Jesus Cry

1. Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evi..

Kipsterness

1. a gay kip. that guy is such a kipsterness! uggh!! See uhh, hmm..

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