Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Lamartian

1. a person from Lamar, Arkansas who acts as if they are from another planet also see being bill Kevin is such a weirdo, he's a lam..

Vomitsode

1. The reaction one gets after watching a mobisode. Man, after watching that I need to vomitsode. See vomitsode, mobisode, vomit, cell, p..

Flojectile

1. food flying out of ones mouth, while eating, often caused by laughter or a harsh strike to the mid-section. After shralping the gnar-gn..

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