Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Quiznosh

1. To be sucked off while eating a sub from Quiznos. Possibly the greatest feeling ever. A pleasure for the receivers the mouth and penis...

Happy Chowder

1. The act of defecating ejaculation out of a rectum. Happy Chowder is provided when Sandy shits Johnny's ejaculation out of her ass...

Quickstrike

1. a tier of nike shoe releases that is defined by limited numbers and availability to only exclusive stores. oh man did you see the new a..

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