Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Kool Nut

1. The practice of saturating ones balls in a pint of kool aid for 5-10 minutes, allowing the scrotum to absorb the delicous flavor. It is..

Flimpet

1. One who acts like a flange Lara is a flimpet, her flimpetness is second to none..

Indiana Icepick

1. A classy move, best used on first dates: It requires first for a man to produce a large solid turd which it is placed in the freezer to..

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