Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Quant It

1. To put your lip gloss on, call your friends on the phone, meet them on the floor and dance like cover girls. Greg: Do you have any plan..

12 O'clock Blinker

1. Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.) That ..

Zipperjones

1. a guy that can't keep it in his pants that guy's got zipperjones for evey chick in the school (horns) See needs, hots, wigou..

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