Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Zebow

1. someone that looks like a zebra and cow mixed together. rather having zebra print and chewing gum like a cow. MARIA YOU ARE SUCH A ZEBO..

Kwakked

1. Pronounced kwok'd. (adj.) To be thoroughly inebriated. After the Belgian beer crafted by Pauwel Kwak in 1791. Comes in a big, fun..

Fakeout

1. When a girl is on her knees prepared to take your load she closes her eyes, and instead you turn around and shit in her mouth. Ryan tot..

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