Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Door Date

1. the person you show up to the door of a party/function/get together with. yeah ashley was my door date, but im gonna see what ass i can..

Momentatiously

1. adverb. for a moment, briefly. adverb. at any moment. example: John paused momentatiously to check the time before leaving the office...

Mow Chow

1. Mow Chow: To eat at a quick pace or eating something very fast. “Dude, you Mow Chowed those tacos in seconds!” “I’m so hungry I coul..

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