Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Animal Love

1. when someone is so ugly and sexually frustrated at the same time, they find their penis in and out of a magpie very arrousing. "i ..

Glades

1. a synonymn for sunglasses (shades/glasses) "Ahh..it's so sunny out right now, I need my glades" See shades..

Nig Nogg

1. A delicious Christmastime beverage consisting of egg nogg and malt liquor. "Hey grandma do you want some nig nogg?" See egg,..

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