Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Zelch

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

Knoodle

1. A showing of affection between two partners usually involving touching. They couldnt help but knoodle on the couch throughout the entir..

Quannesha

1. A ghetto name.. With an advanced mind. Girl me and QuanNesha be kicking it. 1. A ghetto name.. With an advanced mind. Girl me and Qu..

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