Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Victorinox

1. A Swiss company that produces the classic Swiss Army Knife collection. Victorinox also owns Wenger, another company that makes Swiss Arm..

Wrecking Ball

1. the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye. that (the) wrec..

Unplumber

1. The unplumber is an age old classic; The act of sticking your penis into a womans asshole right as she is about to deficate, thus revers..

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