Cretinopedia

What is Cretinopedia?

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

See dimwit, fuckwit, retard, creationist, idiot

Zpeak

1. An online social language similar to English and 133tspeak where the following rules apply: s = z q = k or hard c ecks = x Excessive..

Logcast

1. To capture of picture of one's feces with a camera phone and then proceed to send the pic to a friend (or enemy). After lunch I to..

Vomitizing

1. Something that makes you want to vomit. Weather it be clothes, relating to sports -- a really bad pass or shot, or even someone's f..

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