Crimp One Off

What is Crimp One Off?

To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.

"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"

See sh*t, tim, shaw, kerrang, crapper

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