Crimp One Off

What is Crimp One Off?

To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.

"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"

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Zubricated

1. also referred to as "zubed". One who is zubricated is incredibly intoxicated. He/She has had alot of fucking alcohol and is ..

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Vitabu

1. a mixed drink. Vitamin Water and Malibu. Bartender! Mix me a Vitabu...so i can get my vitamins while i drink!! See vitamin, malibu, wa..

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