Crimp One Off

What is Crimp One Off?

To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.

"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"

See sh*t, tim, shaw, kerrang, crapper

Umpund

1. another word for giving head Your girlfriend gave me an umpund last night! Would you be willing to umpund me? See giving head, blowjo..

A 2 Blocka

1. An ugly girl who looks good from 2 blocks away. DAMN, ole girl is a 2 blocka! See ugly, butterface, bugly, fugly, unattractive, hideou..

Sexy Good Time

1. During a social gathering, such as a party, over the course of which one drinks, smokes and is at some point in time partially or comple..

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