Crimpled

What is Crimpled?

An adjective used to describe a car that has been damaged, whether it be simply dented or smashed beyond repair.

An old woman backed into my car yesterday and now my shit is crimpled!

Road Kibble

1. Junk food eaten while travelling, esp. in a car. Did you get the the road kibble I asked for? I really wanted Doritos and Mountain Dew..

Chinosing

1. While kissing, the nose meets the chin or vice versa. Also known as an upside down kiss. Did you see Roland chinosing Juliana?! He caug..

Broccoli Chewer

1. An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any. Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass ..

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