Crimpled

What is Crimpled?

An adjective used to describe a car that has been damaged, whether it be simply dented or smashed beyond repair.

An old woman backed into my car yesterday and now my shit is crimpled!

Britastrophe

1. Having a sudden widespread disaster, mishap, fiasco, failure or mistake such as Britney Spears. "If you don't quit your lolly..

Lyle Lovett

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Uniperson

1. A person who is also a unicorn. Or perhaps a person and a unicorn at the same time. Unipersons generally talk about jacking off. "..

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