What is Crimson Mushroom?
1.
A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.
See
Random Words:
1.
Not useful. Of little value.
Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow...
1.
When making out, biting and or sucking while kissing the neck.
Also a book written by Ellen Schreiber.
Raven gave Alexander a hug and ..
1.
abnormal condition of the mind achieved after cramming too many linesheets together in a short period of time (often in "hell week&..
