What is Crimson Mushroom?
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A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.
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a persons significant other, whether it be female or male.
Jaimi my boo-friend, I love you.
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One hot milf.
Tyler:Did you see Jami Gertz on Still Standing yesterday?
Greg:I'd bone the shit out of her.
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