What is Crimson Mushroom?
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A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.
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one who is overweight and makes hypocriteical comments.
Sasha is fat and just made a hypocriteical comment, he is a Hippocritopotamus.
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One unlike any others. Often feared by children and midgets.
The official soul stealer
LostAndConfused just stole Kimmy's soul!....
