What is Crimson Mushroom?
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A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.
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An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.
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An acronym meaning oh my god we're all going to die 'cause your gay.
Guy1: Omg Hitlor your so sexyness!
Hitlor: WHAT I HATE ..
