What is Crimson Mushroom?
1.
A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.
See
Random Words:
1.
The stickiest of the ickiest. The hydroponicist of the greatest sinsamelia that you could ever smoke. Grown in the hearts mountains of N..
1.
crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.
He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!..
1.
The real meaning is Fuck you.
If you want to say "go take it in the ass" you can also say "Ma vattelo a pigliare in culo..
