What is Crimson Mushroom?
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A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.
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A person of jewish faith, but not of jewish ethnicity.
Dude he looks like a jew.
He's not though.
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A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.
Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!
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