What is Crimson Mushroom?
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A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.
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Having sexual preferance to machines. A term commonly used to describe PC owners.
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To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area.
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one who packs jesus in the ass
go to church u fucking jesus packer!
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