What is Crimson Mushroom?
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A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.
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ignorgant, rude, or obnocious
You are being nigerotious. Stop farting you dickhead.
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Disclaimer used when one is wrongly suspected of being homosexual.
We aren't gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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A person (or persons) with front teeth like bugs bunny while in the act of male oral stimulation get a bit to excited and chomp down on ..
