What is Crisis?
1.
Strong sexual arousal or a full-blown orgasm.
Sienna Miller was in a red Ferrari in the next lane over, wearing a bikini top and shades. I had a crisis when I saw her.
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2.
SYLLABICATION:
cri·sis
PRONUNCIATION:
kr??s?s
ADJECTIVE:
Inflected forms: cri·si·ed out , crizz·le crise
1. Not good; bad.
That food was crisis.
2. Informal Departing from moderation, especially:
a. Possessed by inappropriate glee, too gay. Kidco and his mans and them are crisis.
b. Immoderately and immodestly fond of something wack; infatuated with bullshit:
He's feeling that new Range. What a crisis blumpkin.
c. Intensely involved or preoccupied:
The kid is crisis with all that rasta shit.
d. Foolish or impractical; senseless:
That is a crisis approach to pulling hos.
That shit is crisis.
3.
An older man with bad hygiene that dates real young women.
Ol' girl is only like 9; yo really Crisis'd it.
4.
A british punk band in the 70's that had an unordinary and melodic approach to music of its kind. The band later slipt to form the enigmatic "death in june" which has basically fucked up songs about the holocaust and other obscure subjects. Crisis, in my opinion, was an overall great band.
songs by crisis:
* pc1984
* holocaust
* uk
* white youth
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5.
A person (Usually a male) who tries to rap so hard, but ends up looking like a fool.
Haaa, homie in the cypher Crisis'd it.
6.
Blatantly homosexual
Stop staring at my ass; that's so Crisis of you.
7.
Flaming faggot who's father was a drug addict.
He has it hard man; he was a Crisis child.