Crispy Salty Shrimp

What is Crispy Salty Shrimp?

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Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.

Waiter: What can I get you guy?

Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.

Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:

Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.

Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)

See chau, chow, chinatown, shrimp, boston
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