What is Zookakke?
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A sexual act in which you will need the following animals:
An elephant, a lion, a zebra, and a llama.
The reciever of a zookakke must suck on the llama's penis while simulateously allowing the elephant to have anal sex with them while they lick the zebras vagina and allow the lion to chew on their dick.
Only one of these events have been recorded in 1934 by an Albanian munk before his untimely death in Africa on a Rhino hunt.
Does everybody know what time it is?
Judging by all of these exotic animals I would say it's ZOOKAKKE!!!!!!!!
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