What is Crispy Tortilla?
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When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.
Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
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