What is Cristina T?
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Good at writing wierd stories. Enjoys taking advantage of her friend Samantha F's locker and DDR.
"Once upon a time there was mountain, and he liked to danced. He would dance all the time while the hills around him sang for him. His name was Billy."
-Taken from one of Critina's stories.
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Suitable for use when acting like a clueless foreigner. Must be said in funny accent. Bound to be a sitcom catchprase one day.
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In a strip club where the girl grinds on you facing you, takes her hand and grabs your shizzle and mashes it against her pussy. like sh..