Critteris

What is Critteris?

Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.

Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.

See clitoris, cunt, beaver, cunnilingus

Uglier Than Oscar

1. adj. Uglier than the ugliest cute thing, therefore, not cute at all. (Derived from the famous Pug "Oscar" who, despite bei..

Pirate Fuck

1. fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She will get up standing on one leg with one eye closed,..

Cameljoe

1. Cameljoe (or camel-joe, or camel joe) occurs when a man's trousers/jeans/shorts are fitted too snugly for respectable company, resu..

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