Critteris

What is Critteris?

Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.

Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.

See clitoris, cunt, beaver, cunnilingus

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