What is Crock?
1.
Bullshit, nonsense, something that is a lie. However, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be.
Crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; "You can do anything you set your mind to," or, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Crock can also be used to describe a phony or false thing or someone who is a sham.
"Two wrongs don't make a right?" What a crock! Two lefts don't make a right either jackass!
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever." Unless of course, the man gets tired of eating fish, because no human can eat the same thing for their entire life without getting pissed off at it. And unless, the fish is poisoned, not cleaned properly before eaten, etc. Definitely a crock.
"Fine feathers make fine birds." Right, except for the part where birds aren't made out of feathers, idiot.
Remember that the word "crock" isn't limited to insulting phrases, though.
2.
Short for "crock of bullshit."
True beauty is on the inside? What a crock!
Comment submitted with Request to Delete: "It is hard to understand "crock" by giving a saying "crock of bullshit"; it's like defining basketball as "what they use in a basketball game"
3.
Something that does not exist. "bullshit"
when put in a specific location, it can be used to signify imaginary or improbable circumstances.
"She was humping everything. Even the crock on the wall"
this means that she was so slutty she was even willing to hump things that were not existant
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4.
A crock is a container.
A container can often hold thigns in it.
Cool, huh ?
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5.
1. to hit somone in the head
2. =crock of shit
That is nothing but a crock. I do not believe a word of it.
6.
The combination of a crow and a male reproductive organ
After unzipping his trousers, Louise immediately regretted enquiring as to what John had meant when he said, "We can check out my crockery if you like?".
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7.
is short for crocodile
Steve: "That crock nearly bit me!"
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