What is Crocked?
1.
shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up
We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.
2.
To be crocked
When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles
bad luck on being crocked last night mate
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3.
Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.
Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.
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4.
Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.
"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"
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5.
the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly
Courtneys toes are all crocked
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