Crocked

What is Crocked?

1.

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up

We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.

2.

To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles

bad luck on being crocked last night mate

See shit, drunk, loo, poo, fool

3.

Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.

Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.

See owned, destroyed, annihilated, fuck up, hurt

4.

Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.

"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"

See Inferno

5.

the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly

Courtneys toes are all crocked

See i dont know

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