Cronjob

What is Cronjob?


1.

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

See cron job, blowjob, blow job, oral, sex

2.

A word used by geek to refer to the smoking of cron (marijuana). Named after the tasks that are executed at regular intervals by a UNIX utility called cron.

Look at the time, there's a cronjob about to happen.

3.

Something that you should be VERY pleased to hear your girlfriend say she would like to give you.

Much much better than intercourse.

(derived from unix cron tabs)

"Dude she said she wanted to give me a cronjob!"

"Dude go for it cronjobs are fucking amazing. At least 100 times better than normal sex."

See cron, job, cronjob, intercourse, sex, girlfriend


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