Crooked Mettler

What is Crooked Mettler?

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

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Give The Business

1. to beat someone up. usually combined with taking the subject out back. Scott wouldnt pay his tab, so we took him out back and gave him ..

Udt

1. Someone who spends countless hours trolling slangdefine, memorizing a plethora of phrases and spends an inordinate amount of time plotti..

Vagitity

1. Adj. Whining, crying, being a debbie-downer. Dude all you do is bitch about everything and whine all the time, I'm so sick of you..

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