Crooked Mettler

What is Crooked Mettler?

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

See Thunder

Till Monkey

1. A retail/service employee that mans the tills! a till monkey is customer fodder, you place them at the front of the counter awaiting th..

855

1. retarded; person behaving in a retarded manner Some of these definitions are 855..

Kiki +bombs+brit

1. KIKI-as in the kikiest girl around, Kiki for coco puffs, also known as kinky and Crazy BOMBS-as in the size of her knockers. Bombastic!..

Crooked Mettler Edit Meaning