Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Ignotard

1. Ignotard simply means Ignorant Retard. That ignotard Billy keeps sticking his fingers into the toaster oven. Plural: Look at those Emo..

Dusky Dolphin

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Instant Boner

1. when u c a broad so sexc that ur dick juss pops up oh shit check out that broad man instant boner See boner, errection, sexc, hard..

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