Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Jeeping And Creeping

1. To be in a relationship but having hidden sexual encounters on the side. "I can not believe John finally settled down with a boyfr..

Uberfob

1. has homosexual tendencies uberfob crushes on asian guys..

Playing Johnny-fuck-around

1. Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else..

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