Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Un-relationship

1. when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream ..

Boner Tie

1. dilberts tie as seen in the comic strip and the now cancelled tv show. OMGZ!!!1! that boner tie curves up and to the left! thats amazin..

Q-

1. Posessed boxing kirby. He's gonna kick your ass. (>_<)Q---(@_@Q) 1. Posessed boxing kirby. He's gonna kick your ass..

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