Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Nutriesta

1. a food and nutrition fiesta. the winners get a free ticket to the indian nutriesta. See food, nutrition, diet, fiesta, fest..

Y33 H4w

1. The elite, leet, or 1337form of the usually southern or redneck interjection yee haw. Y33 H4W! I just no-scoped that n00b with my shotg..

Perpetual Malcontent

1. A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, jo..

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