Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Dazzlfying

1. 1. someone with the ability to dazzle others, 2. also the process of something or someone being dazzled or dazzling. 3. the process of..

Lairy

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Qwego

1. Skinny Penis, Pronounced "Kway-Go" haha, you have a qwego! See Willie 1. Skinny Penis, Pronounced "Kway-Go" hah..

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