Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

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Zorly

1. Said as: “Zoh Really?” This is used by those who make fun of the n00bs that say “ORLY?” all the time. It is like “OMG” got pwnd by “ZOM..

Up The Ante

1. (v.) To increase the size or importance of a stake in a game of risk. See poker He decided to up the ante by placing his teenage daught..

Plundar

1. Any object that can be used for violence sake (used primarily by lispy southerners( IE. West Texas, Florida, Son of a plumber) "He..

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