Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Im Off That Shit

1. Something a drug addict would say when trying go straight, but if this is said, it usually means i'll be back soon for a hit Marc-..

Asshumbajumba

1. When a black penis of over 8 inches in length is inserted into an shit-encrusted ass. That asshumbajumba made my ass bleed. See ass, b..

Vo Dilun

1. proper noun (regional U.S. English): the state of Rhode Island, as said with a Rhode Island accent. This spelling, popularized by "..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Door Muffin Edit Meaning