Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Zombotomy

1. The process or action of having ones brain comsumed by a zombie. We had to flee the infestation, else we'd all be zombotomy victim..

Moaked

1. the state of being high usually meaning your more than just high but really high u tend 2 become extremely lazy and still want to smoke ..

Yellow Light

1. a traffic light that stands for "FLOOR IT" the light turned yellow, so i floored that bitch and sped through the intersection..

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