Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Total-e-do

1. To impregnate a kangaroo "Aww, that f**king moron total-e-do" See moron, heights, total-e-doo, kangaroo, sex..

Tampshots

1. When a female soaks a tampon into liquor or beer to become inebriated faster. OH man, those tampshots messed me up last night See tamp..

Bill Cosby Delight

1. When you put chocolate pudding on a girl's asshole then look up and make the infamous Bill Cosby face. Darren was never the same a..

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