Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Suckery

1. When a situation is really bad and pretty much beyond your control. The state of something sucking. I was in an accident today. That is..

Bust That Nigga!

1. Bastardization of "Null that african human's biological clock!". . . . . . wegfnoiwegn0w34ht thj4w30ghwe0g -9jwef0hweg -..

Yamada Special

1. a typical haircut worn by an asian male or any haircut with similar asian-like properties. i.e. shiny, lubed up, and shooting out in ran..

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