Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Go Up Top On

1. To hit or hook somebody Ayo keep poppin off and i'ma go up top on you yo. See hit, hook, punch, smack, slap..

Fttfl

1. Falls Through The Floor Laughing - Can only be used on the internet. Mike: And then he says, "Your mom goes to college!" Rya..

Night Crawler

1. Someone who shows up at the house ninja style for a booty call, sneaks in the house, and crawls into your bed. Did any night crawlers s..

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