Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Dirt Dick

1. Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman... Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick? See redneck, pr..

Lost Cause

1. Something with little chance of succeeding. The movie 'jungle 2 jungle' was a lost cause See Yep 2. Awesome and also weird..

Hamshmammered

1. to be hella wasted. used on special occasions, like your birthday or st. patrick's day. that was one sweet party my friend, i wa..

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