Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Poopy Punt

1. When you simply kick/punt someone in the ass and they shit their pants. However, they don't have to be wearing pants to be official..

Deloapded

1. When Your Horny But More Than Horny When U Would Do Oral And Anal. Man, That Girl Had Me Deloapded Last Night At The Club. See horny, ..

W00t Sauce

1. a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg See happy, wet, w00t, excited, sauce..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Door Muffin Edit Meaning