Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Knoller

1. a person who doesn't like fun, and/or doesn't want to do fun activities "Mark didn't want to get ice cream and play..

Dumbshittery

1. Noun The state or quality of being "dumb as shit" (see dumbshit) "Why must you continue with this most foul of dumbshit..

Herg

1. acting unorthodox or different than society's popular attitude. ie. Not acting cool. Synonyms: Wack, Beat, Retarded, Gay Your tea..

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