Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Overactive Mother Syndrom

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Talking Like A Sausage

1. speaking nonsense, telling lies, not making any sense "Whaddya mean, I don't look good in this jacket? You're talking l..

Hypo-vibro-chondria

1. When you think your phone is ringing in your pocket when it's on silent alert (vibrate)... but it's actually not. Guy: Oh, my..

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