Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

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Yellow Puffy Part Of The Penis

1. What I have a burning sensation in. "What should I do when there is a burning sensation in the yellow puffy part of the penis?&quo..

Ham Sandwiched

1. heinous, absurd level of intoxication. Matt: holy hell dude, Sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people's door wea..

Blogititus

1. An incurable infection, where the victim is unable to seize from posting blogs on the internet. Dale posts too many blogs on myspace wh..

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