Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Dial Tone

1. A dull, boring person with absolutely no individuality. John has all the personality of a dial tone. See bore, yawner, dullard, snooze..

Quinging

1. A cross between cringing and queefing. WHen I am really excited, I start quinging in anticipation! See quinge, queef, cringe, queefing..

Utica, Ny

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