Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

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1. THE best smilie. Invented by ubman circa 2000. aka hatman. Yes! I actually scored a goal. ¶=) See hatman, smile, yes, ¶=), uniball..

Hoebation

1. When one is prohibited from any slightly promiscuous, slutty, or inappropriate behavior due to past behavior that was overly promiscuous..

Tearing Up

1. the act of shitting badly in anothers toilet. Dude Molly just got done tearing up cassidys toilet. See shitting, jesus..

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