Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Rishlongulous

1. Pitifully stupid and worthless. Similar in meaning to ricockulous but can be said in public without so much as a second glance from othe..

[big Shit Sandwich]

1. verb- giving an unexpected or very intense disappointment to another person, team, group, ect. The Giants gave the Patriots a big shit ..

Zomph

1. To smell the gases produced from a fart. ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets. See zomf, trump, fart, bo..

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