Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Internet Hardman

1. An internet hardman is someone who goes online in chat rooms, message boards and the like and insults, belittles and abuses other people..

Zupitchoo

1. The unintelligent way to ask, "What is up with you?" "Yo, mah monies be all gone n' shizz, zupitchoo man?!!" ..

Drumpy

1. To be down and grumpy Yo man are you drumpy? Yeah my wife left me. See down, grumpy, dumpy, drums, grump..

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