Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

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Zsew

1. The sound that is made from activating a Bogosian watch. Man, I feel like having sexual intercourse with Bogosian....ZSEW!..

Knamean

1. Know-what-I-mean. All into one sound one word. Yea the movie was good but the plot was so cliche knamean...

I Can't Work Under These Conditions

1. Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some tr..

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