Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

Alterception

1. Alterception is where we unconsciously perceive things and like/dislike them because of what they stand for and in turn affects our perc..

Crimson Clit

1. Female version of blue balls. I have crimson clit because I don't want to screw any more guys until I am in a relationship. See b..

Agents

1. In the film The Matrix agents are computer programs that resemble humans charged with hunting down anyone who poses a threat to the Matr..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Door Muffin Edit Meaning