Door Muffin

What is Door Muffin?

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

See receptionist, eye candy, headset, doorknob, spunkbucket

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Chew Out

1. to chastise or berate someone I chewed him out when he said he wouldn't come to the party. See Air 2. Be warned: Despite the si..

Goolash

1. Goolash v. To ooze every possible bodily fluid on a partner during/after the act of procreation. Note: women are unable to perform a suc..

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