Crooked Mile

What is Crooked Mile?

When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.

The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.

See drunk, crooked mile, booze, walk

Zeps

1. Women's breasts, usually of notable size or shape. From Zeppelin, those rather less fun bags. "Penelope Keith had nice Zeps i..

Allot

1. Correct definition = distribute: administer or bestow, as in small portions. Incorrect version: An illiterate way of spelling "a ..

Ortis

1. maduming kuko; taeng bumabalik kapag flinush putanginang adante 2! ay ortis pala! See yuseff..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crooked Mile Edit Meaning