What is Cross-eyed Bear?
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A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.
It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know".
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Waking up to a mans testicles placed upon each eye.
Dude I woke up to your sweaty arabian sand dollars on my eyes.
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When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is th..