What is Cross-eyed Bear?
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A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.
It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know".
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When you spit onto the floor creating a big white snot splatter. Tell your girlfriend its your sperm. Have your girlfriend sit on it whi..