What is Cross-eyed Bear?
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A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.
It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know".
Random Words:
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When you don't wipe up your seman after masterbation and it sticks to your underwear.
Man my dick hurts after that krusty keblar..