Crossing Jordan

What is Crossing Jordan?


1.

A great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. Like CSI, but with feeling.

Did you watch Crossing Jordan last night?

Yeah, of course!!!

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2.

A show on A&E about a female medical examiner in Boston, her name is Jordan Cavanah. Garrett, her boss, is a raging alcholic fatherly like figure to Jordan. Jordan Cavanah farts directly into her own vagina.

Me: Hey mom, watcha' watchin'?

Mom: Crossing Jordan.

Me: Why? All she does is fart directly into her vagina the whole fucking show aka bitch has a smelly fart pussy.

See lame, ass, show


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