Schmobley

What is Schmobley?

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.

"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."

Quicktime

1. A lousy bloatware audio/video codec and software package created by Apple. Hrm, I need another plugin? ...load... Gah! Fuck QuickTime..

Itwat

1. A person that is totally in love with their iPhone/iPod. Generally an iTwat is unaware of the gimmicky kitschiness of their beloved dev..

Craperdaper

1. when women act or are complete bitches and or sluts. She is sleepin with your man!? wat a craperdaper..

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