Crotch Buddy

What is Crotch Buddy?

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "crotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.

The crotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.

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Ice Docking

1. freezing a turd for use as a dildo "Ready in half an hour" called Bob as he stuck a turd in the freezer for use as a dildo..

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