What is Erk?
1.
To be bugged by someone or something.
The way that girl acts really erks me.
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2.
to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.
You need to stop ERKing me.
That song erks me.
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3.
A rare and uncommon phenomenon in which a person attempts open a car door simultaneously with the owner of the car unlocking it, resulting in the car door remaining in a locked position.
hey clark, did you just erk it?
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4.
To throw up; to vomit.
I laughed so hard after I took sip of my fresh beer I thought I was gonna erk!
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5.
An annoying grumpy ugly obnoxious person who will never be loved by anyone
U erk give me back my toothpaste!
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6.
(slang)a WWII Royal Airforce aircraft maintenance worker.
Possibly derived from a mispronounciation of the word "aircraft "(erkraft) or maybe even "electrician "(erktrician)as spoken by those working class types from London.The term was originally used by RAF officers, who were poking fun at the lower orders, but ended up being adopted by the objects of their mockery as a self description of their jobs.
My altimeter's gone for a Burton - can you get an erk to take a look at it?
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7.
a dumass way of saying you are pissed off
the word erk really erks me
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