Crotch Crustacean

What is Crotch Crustacean?


1.

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.

I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

See crabs, pubic lice, crotch critter, infestation


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