What is Crotch Gnome?
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A mythical creature that lives within a womans vagina to protect her from losing her virginity, it eats any cock that tries to enter within the gnomes residence.
"Oh, man! That bitch must have a crotch gnome, because my dick Vanished!"
"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK! MY DICK! AHHHH!" -you
"Oh did I forget to tell you my parents just installed a crotch gnome?" - my sister
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When people laugh so hard that theyre eyes become small and squinty and give them the effect of looking asian. (aka ASL)
When I called ..
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Ideas behind understanding the phenomenon that is as such.
Would you like to go ahead and derkin jihab?
See yes, sex..
