Crotch Gnome

What is Crotch Gnome?

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A mythical creature that lives within a womans vagina to protect her from losing her virginity, it eats any cock that tries to enter within the gnomes residence.

"Oh, man! That bitch must have a crotch gnome, because my dick Vanished!"

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK! MY DICK! AHHHH!" -you

"Oh did I forget to tell you my parents just installed a crotch gnome?" - my sister

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